In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Pants are for mortals
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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