Do you still have your period?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My ATM looks so different sober.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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