wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Then you guys just all showered together...?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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