did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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