32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
