i would punch a child for taco bell
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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