This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It's rum buckets o'clock
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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