You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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