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i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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