I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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