well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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