i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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