Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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