Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She announced her abortion via fbk
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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