whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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