porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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