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Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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