Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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