i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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