how can u be prego again
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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