Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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