Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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