I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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