OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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