I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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