just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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