yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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