drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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