"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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