So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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