now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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