its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i don't like sucking hair
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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