the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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