she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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