How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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