why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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