It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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