Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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