He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
