In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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