so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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