i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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