perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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