My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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