I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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