I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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