We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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