So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
this beer tastes like vomit already
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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