youre lurking in front of me
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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