So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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