i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
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the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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