I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
His nipple licking is glorious
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