I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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