i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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