so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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